Caffeine and Chaos

From morning mayhem to bedtime battles (and maybe a gym session in between), this tee is made for the dad who runs on low sleep, high energy, and even higher caffeine levels. Comfortable, durable, and built to move with you—whether you’re hitting the gym or herding kids at the park.

This is your uniform for embracing the madness with muscle and a smile.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!